Show Me the Money

Today's moment of WTF is an example of how ANYTHING can be turned into a "sexy" Halloween costume.  I am not saying I think this is a good costume.  In fact, I think this is one of the lamest "sexy costumes" I have seen. 

Sassy Monopoly Adult Women's Costume

I don't understand the tiny hat with this costume, but it is one of the cuter aspects.  To me, it looks like a maid costume and a circus ringmaster costume had a baby with Monopoly birth defects. The costume description from the site I found it states:
"Pretend to be a provocative casino dealer!
This Sassy Monopoly Adult Women's Costume has the look of a sexy casino dealer with the short mini dress, tiny hat and spats. This Monopoly women's costume is made of polyester and spandex and comes with the dress, hat, collar, spats and petticoat. The fishnet stockings and play money is not included. Our Sassy Monopoly Adult Women's Costume is perfect for your next Halloween or costume party."
1) What does a Casino Dealer have to do with the board game Monopoly?
2) The only thing that makes this "sassy" is the spats (included) and the stockings (not included).
3) It does NOT come with the Monopoly money.

I would love to hear your thoughts on this costume.  What is the silliest costume topped with a tiny hat you have seen?